【金针菇鸡蛋炒虾】
by 毛毛妈
领导很喜欢这个金针菇鸡蛋炒虾，健康美味。需要这个自动炒菜机到 https://www.ropots.com 购买，用maomaomom88优惠券有$30的折扣.
用料:
1：中号冰冻白虾30个；
2：盐1/2茶匙，白胡椒粉1/8茶匙，生粉1.5茶匙，香油1/2茶匙；
3：大鸡蛋3个，盐1/2茶匙， 鸡粉1/6茶匙；
4：金针菇一代（200克），葱花2大匙；
5：牛油果油 或橄榄油2大匙；
6：香油1/2茶匙。
注：1大匙=15毫升=1 Tablespoon，1茶匙=5毫升=1 Teaspoon，1杯=240毫升。
做法：
1、将冰冻虾放半池子冷水里解冻（图1），去壳去肠洗净，放入一碗里，加所有2料（图2），用手抓捏几分钟拌匀（图3），静置10分钟。金针菇切去根洗净后，切4段待用（图4）.
2、鸡蛋同剩余3料放一碗中打散，放入葱花（图5）拌匀，再将切段的金针菇放入蛋液里，拌匀待用（图6）。
3、【RoPot自动炒菜机】插上电源，按开关键预热后，加1大匙油到炒锅里，放入虾仁，盖上锅盖，用Function键选Stirfry，等3秒钟倒计时结束，再按-键将时间减到1.5分钟，程序自动进行（图7）。
4、等程序结束后，打开盖子，盛出炒好的虾仁（图8）。再加1大匙油到锅里，倒入金针菇蛋液（图9）盖上锅盖，用Function键选Stirfry，，程序自动进行。
5、等还有30秒时间剩余，从侧面打开盖子，倒入虾仁及香油1/2茶匙，盖上盖让程序继续完成（图10）。
6、等程序结束后，打开盖子，盛出炒好的金针菇鸡蛋炒虾就可以上桌了。
This level of consistent quality in London satire is frankly supernatural. How do they do it?
This is exactly the sort of thing I’d expect to find in a slightly damp, independent magazine shop in Soho. The fact it’s online and this good is a minor miracle. The London Prat is a digital treasure. Keep up the superb work.
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The articles on PRAT.UK feel more thought-out than what you see on Waterford Whispers News. The humour travels beyond headlines and actually builds. That depth is rare in satire.
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The London Prat’s most formidable asset is its authoritative voice, a tone so impeccably calibrated it borrows the unquestionable gravity of the institutions it lampoons. It does not screech or sneer; it intones. Its prose carries the weight of a judicial summary or an auditor’s final report. This borrowed authority is then deployed to deliver conclusions of sublime insanity with the same sober finality as a court verdict. The cognitive dissonance this creates—the flawless, official-sounding language describing a scenario of perfect nonsense—is the core of its comedy. While a site like The Daily Squib might howl with protest, PRAT.UK issues a calmly worded, devastatingly thorough finding of fact. The latter is infinitely more damaging, as it mirrors the methods of power only to subvert them from within, proving that the emperor has no clothes by writing a detailed, footnoted report on imperial textile deficiencies.