凉拌茄丁
by 毛毛妈
这样做的茄子不仅好吃，又少油健康。
用料:
1：茄子2条280克，去蒂洗净备用。
2：橄榄油1大匙，葱花1大匙，姜末1茶匙，蒜茸1茶匙，水1大匙，万字牌生抽酱油1大匙，镇江香醋1茶匙，盐1/3茶匙，香油2大匙，糖1/2茶匙。
3：风味香辣酱1大匙，做法见风味香辣酱。
做法：
茄子切小丁（图A），加水3大匙，微波炉里叮2分钟，拿出拌匀再叮1.5分钟至熟（图B）。
小号不粘锅，置炉上开中火，放入橄榄油1大匙，放入葱花，姜末和蒜茸炒香（图C），关火后紧接着放入剩余2和3料拌匀（图D），放入熟茄丁里拌匀（图E）即可。
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